Pugs are Evil 2 - They’re Also Defective
May 25th, 2007The Onion has broken a story that just happens to dovetail nicely with my earlier post concerning the demonic breed of dog known as the pug. According to this highly respected newspaper, the 2007 model of pug is being recalled by the American Pug Breeders Association. Check out the link…
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dog_breeders_issue_massive_recall
To me, the revelation is not that pugs are defective. I mean, one look tells you that this is not a highly efficient running bio-organism. What floored me was finding out there is an American Pug Breeders Association. Who is dedicating their time to pair up two sickly dogs hoping that their unholy union will usher forth a new generation? And then creating membership cards that certify that they have reached a high level of proficiency in this practice?
My mind is blown.
In any case, be sure to view the slideshow in the article showcasing pictures of real pugs and their defective features. The captions are hilarious!

